Wanna lick?

While I was trying to decide what Windlight setting to use for this pic there was a random guy wandering around. Eventually he decided to message me.

[06:37] Nosy Guy Resident: hi
[06:37] Slut Fallen: hi
[06:38] Nosy Guy Resident: so you serll ice cream ?
[06:38] Nosy Guy Resident: sell
[06:38] Slut Fallen: lol no, the ice cream is free
[06:39] Nosy Guy Resident: wow
[06:39] Nosy Guy Resident: then what you sell ?
[06:39] Slut Fallen: here? I don't sell anything at this place
[06:39] Nosy Guy Resident: ok , so where is your store ?
[06:40] Slut Fallen: I don't have a store.
[06:40] Nosy Guy Resident: hmm, then what you have ?
[06:41] Slut Fallen: I don't make things to sell. I'm just here to take a picture. I work in adult clubs and sell myself.
[06:41] Nosy Guy Resident: sell yourself ?
[06:41] Slut Fallen: yes
[06:41] Nosy Guy Resident: how much you sell and how much you left ;-)
[06:42] Nosy Guy Resident: did you get my joke ?
[06:42] Slut FallenSlut Fallen laughs, "I sell time with myself, where you get to do whatever you want with me. I didn't come here for that though. I just came here to make a picture."
[06:43] Nosy Guy Resident: ok
[06:43] Nosy Guy Resident: can i see your picture
[06:43] Nosy Guy Resident: what you are making
[06:43] Slut Fallen: its not done yet
[06:44] Nosy Guy Resident: how you are making picture ?
[06:44] Nosy Guy Resident: you do not have brush in you hand
[06:44] Slut Fallen: Im special
[06:44] Nosy Guy Resident: are making picture with ice cream ?
[06:44] Slut Fallen: yes
[06:45] Nosy Guy Resident: ohh, so can we eat picture when it will complete ;-)
[06:47] Slut Fallen: please dont push me. you moved me from the spot I was trying to take the picture in
[06:48] Nosy Guy Resident: oh i just came to see your picture
[06:48] Nosy Guy Resident: i am sorry
[06:48] Slut Fallen: its not done yet
[06:48] Nosy Guy Resident: ok
[06:48] Nosy Guy Resident: what your customers say ?
[06:49] Nosy Guy Resident: what thing is best in you ?
[06:49] Slut Fallen: they like how big my tits are and hot tight my pussy is.
[06:51] Nosy Guy Resident: really , how can i believe, can you show me ?
[06:51] Slut Fallen: no free show and tell.
[06:51] Nosy Guy Resident: and what you do in rl ?
[06:51] Slut Fallen: eat ice cream
[06:52] Nosy Guy Resident: you mean sell ice icream ?
[06:52] Slut Fallen: no, eat.
[06:52] Nosy Guy Resident: i mean what you do for leaving
[06:52] Nosy Guy Resident: living
[06:52] Slut Fallen: eat ice cream
[06:53] Nosy Guy Resident: ahh, so you eat ice cream in competitions ?
[06:54] Nosy Guy Resident: how can i take ice cream ?
[06:55] Slut Fallen: click on the open cooler on that bike and pick a flavor
[06:56] Nosy Guy Resident: ahh it is very cool
[06:56] Nosy Guy Resident: so your pic is complete ?
[06:57]  ** this is where he sent me a friend request after I TPed away*

[06:57] Slut Fallen: no. I took it now I need to edit it
[06:57] Nosy Guy Resident: ok

Meet me out back.

Pft, fine then.

I usually don't mind getting unfriended by people. And if it's someone I don't talk to at least once a week I might not even notice for.....ages. If ever. Generally I figure if people don't want to talk to me, and we never really hang out or talk, then sure. Unfriend me. I unfriend people all the time. Generally when I look at their name and realize I either don't remember who they are -OR- I can't remember the last time we even spoke to one another.

But today I went to IM someone I had just talked to on Friday. We were on the same RP sex sim and had met each other months ago at a club we were both working at the time. We hung out and chatted a bit Friday morning and I told him a bit about RL. Namely how I don't drive because I don't like it. It gives me panic attacks and I hate it so I don't do it. I also mentioned how I don't have a bank account because I don't have a job. He made a comment about how I'm dependent on my BF. And I am, I know that. But there are LOTS of reasons I have panic attacks and several health reasons why I don't have a job. I didn't tell him about those though because they're super personal. Then I crashed while I had gone afk to make something to eat. When I came back and saw I'd crashed I just went and laid down since I hadn't slept yet that day.

So, this morning I got a house on the RP sim and I went to send him an offline and tell him we're pretty much neighbors now.... and he'd unfriended me.

Like, da fuck? I think this one bothers me because I'd actually opened up to him a little bit on Friday about my RL, which he was asking about btw, and then he decided he doesn't want shit to do with me anymore? Well fuck right off then. I'm sorry if my RL circumstances, which you know next to NOTHING about, or my crashing makes you want to not be my friend anymore you can seriously bite me.

Hands off my snake coils if you ain't got no $L.

This morning's strange free sex request took place at Escort Oasis.

NagaLover: you're a naga, the top half of you is human, however you can unhinge your jaw to swallow another human whole, from the waste down you're snake with thirty foot coils. What do you do if I walk up to you and touch your long thick coils?
Slut Fallen: I'd say I'm here to work at the moment and I don't do RPs while I'm working for free.
NagaLover: Well what would you do with me if you were a naga and I paid?
Slut Fallen: Sorry, don't accept hypothetical RP payment either. You'd likely have better luck with this on a beast/fantasy sex RP sim.

FUNSIZE DAMNIT!

I hate height detectors. I mean, I get they're useful. And I don't want child avatars running around on adult sims. But it's still annoying that I get sent home by them. D: My avatar does NOT look underage. I'm just SL short/RL Normal sized. I know, I know, it's easier and more fair to have a uniform standard of what the sim/parcel calls childlike and the size is easy to enforce and blah. I get it. And I don't expect any of the places I go with it to change it or make an exception for me. But I'm still gonna groan each time I get ported out because of my height. The ruler I use puts me at just under 6 feet tall. SL puts me at about 5'5", give or take an inch for shoes. I'm 5'5" - 5'6" in RL and I like being that size in SL too.

I mean, c'mon. Do I look like I'm 10 or something?

Remember the "Worst Club Ever"?

Stumbled across them again. They moved to another sim and when I checked had EIGHTEEN bots on their parcel, one AFK owner and one adboard rented for a dancer. No escorts of their own.

At some point I kinda thought they'd get tired of shelling out the money for this place since I can't image they're breaking even with any clients that might wander in.