While I was trying to decide what Windlight setting to use for this pic there was a random guy wandering around. Eventually he decided to message me.
[06:37] Nosy Guy Resident: hi
[06:37] Slut Fallen: hi
[06:38] Nosy Guy Resident: so you serll ice cream ?
[06:38] Nosy Guy Resident: sell
[06:38] Slut Fallen: lol no, the ice cream is free
[06:39] Nosy Guy Resident: wow
[06:39] Nosy Guy Resident: then what you sell ?
[06:39] Slut Fallen: here? I don't sell anything at this place
[06:39] Nosy Guy Resident: ok , so where is your store ?
[06:40] Slut Fallen: I don't have a store.
[06:40] Nosy Guy Resident: hmm, then what you have ?
[06:41] Slut Fallen: I don't make things to sell. I'm just here to take a picture. I work in adult clubs and sell myself.
[06:41] Nosy Guy Resident: sell yourself ?
[06:41] Slut Fallen: yes
[06:41] Nosy Guy Resident: how much you sell and how much you left ;-)
[06:42] Nosy Guy Resident: did you get my joke ?
[06:42] Slut FallenSlut Fallen laughs, "I sell time with myself, where you get to do whatever you want with me. I didn't come here for that though. I just came here to make a picture."
[06:43] Nosy Guy Resident: ok
[06:43] Nosy Guy Resident: can i see your picture
[06:43] Nosy Guy Resident: what you are making
[06:43] Slut Fallen: its not done yet
[06:44] Nosy Guy Resident: how you are making picture ?
[06:44] Nosy Guy Resident: you do not have brush in you hand
[06:44] Slut Fallen: Im special
[06:44] Nosy Guy Resident: are making picture with ice cream ?
[06:44] Slut Fallen: yes
[06:45] Nosy Guy Resident: ohh, so can we eat picture when it will complete ;-)
[06:47] Slut Fallen: please dont push me. you moved me from the spot I was trying to take the picture in
[06:48] Nosy Guy Resident: oh i just came to see your picture
[06:48] Nosy Guy Resident: i am sorry
[06:48] Slut Fallen: its not done yet
[06:48] Nosy Guy Resident: ok
[06:48] Nosy Guy Resident: what your customers say ?
[06:49] Nosy Guy Resident: what thing is best in you ?
[06:49] Slut Fallen: they like how big my tits are and hot tight my pussy is.
[06:51] Nosy Guy Resident: really , how can i believe, can you show me ?
[06:51] Slut Fallen: no free show and tell.
[06:51] Nosy Guy Resident: and what you do in rl ?
[06:51] Slut Fallen: eat ice cream
[06:52] Nosy Guy Resident: you mean sell ice icream ?
[06:52] Slut Fallen: no, eat.
[06:52] Nosy Guy Resident: i mean what you do for leaving
[06:52] Nosy Guy Resident: living
[06:52] Slut Fallen: eat ice cream
[06:53] Nosy Guy Resident: ahh, so you eat ice cream in competitions ?
[06:54] Nosy Guy Resident: how can i take ice cream ?
[06:55] Slut Fallen: click on the open cooler on that bike and pick a flavor
[06:56] Nosy Guy Resident: ahh it is very cool
[06:56] Nosy Guy Resident: so your pic is complete ?
[06:57] ** this is where he sent me a friend request after I TPed away*
[06:57] Slut Fallen: no. I took it now I need to edit it
[06:57] Nosy Guy Resident: ok
Man, that Nosy Guy Resident has got game! The old "play dumb" trick, huh? I could probably take some pointers from him. It's just a shame that he wasted such a prime opportunity. Oh well, poor schmuck.
ReplyDeleteLove the stories like this, funny and witty. Oh, and to answer your question... yes, as a matter of fact, I *do* wanna lick. What is that? Mint chocolate chip?