So Bruce Willis wanted to be my Daddy today.

The photo op was worth the 10 minute free cuddle on his private beach.

xD

Anyways.

Here's a pic.

Never a dull moment at Babygirls Escorts. lmao.

The owner, DJ, encourages and supports my random weird ass side. He gives Ell and I silly toys to play with, like the unicorn head, go-karts, scooters.... last night I laughed so hard with him and Ell that I was literally in tears and gave myself a headache. It was fucking magical and probably some of the most fun I've had in SecondLife in a while.

♥

Pantie Dropper

This guy is DEFINITELY way too sexy for all of us. We may as well just give up right now.

I can't even pretend to understand myself sometimes.

[01:19] Slut FallenSlut Fallen humps your face.
[01:20] Ell Amaterasu: O_O gad dammn
[01:20] Slut FallenSlut Fallen implants her eggs in your nose.
[01:20] Ell Amaterasu: ROFL EWW
[01:20] Ell Amaterasu: I don't wantcha damn lady eggs in mah nose
[01:21] Slut FallenSlut Fallen duct tapes your nostrils shut.
[01:21] Slut Fallen: O.O
[01:22] Slut Fallen: Carry..... our children Ell.
[01:22] Slut FallenSlut Fallen dies.
[01:22] Ell Amaterasu: ROFLMFAO
[01:22] Ell Amaterasu: IN WHAT MY BRAIN?
[01:22] Slut FallenSlut Fallen comes back from the dead to gasp a raspy, "...yessssszz....", then dies again.
[01:23] Ell Amaterasu: Gurl when you went to dairy queen and they asked you if you wanted extra salt. You didn't say yes then give a wink did ja?
[01:24] Slut Fallen: I had burger king.
[01:24] Ell Amaterasu: LOL DID BURGER KING GIVE YOU SPECIAL SALT?
[01:24] Slut Fallen: I dunno what kinda icing was on the cinnabon dessert though

Oh, you know...

Just dancing around with Ell.

*head desk*

I was helping this guy decorate his giant sim sized manor, for FREE I might add, just because I like decorating. I was using items already in my inventory since he didn't give me any shopping money and I wasn't about to spend my money buying stuff for his house.

He's always kind of bugged me, especially when he tries to order me around like he knows me. But after I decorated 3 or so rooms for him, he just stopped talking to me at all. Which I didn't mind too much. I'd briefly considered going back to his manor and picking up my items, but I figured I'd leave them be since they were pretty much all C/M items.

Then tonight he decides he's ready to [ kind of? ] talk to me again. It's been at least a month, maybe more, since the last time I went to his manor.


[03:16] Decorating Impaired: what are you up to ?
[03:17] Slut Fallen: Checking out the new round of fameshed
[03:17] Decorating Impaired: huh ?
[03:17] Slut Fallen: a shopping thing
[03:17] Decorating Impaired: i need to finish decorating
[03:17] Slut Fallen: you still haven't finished?
[03:18] Decorating Impaired: you said you woudl help
[03:18] Decorating Impaired: I don't do it on my own
[03:18] Decorating Impaired:I get females tod o it
[03:18] Slut Fallen: I did! I worked on three or four rooms.
[03:18] Decorating Impaired: My place would looka  mesh
[03:18] Decorating Impaired: if I tried
[03:18] Decorating Impaired: lol
[03:19] Slut Fallen: I did several rooms. Then you just sorta stopped talking to me so I figured you were done decorating.
[03:21] Decorating Impaired: come here *He TPed into FaMeshed, landing right in front of me*
[03:21] Slut Fallen: where?
[03:21] Decorating Impaired: right next to you
[03:21] Slut Fallen: Im like, almnost right behind you.
[03:24] Decorating Impaired:c omming ? * I have no idea where he was. I was lagging bad so just camming around *
[03:27] Slut Fallen: Where?

And then I TPed home.

It's been about 20 minutes since then and he still hasn't told me where he had wanted me to go. Or maybe he was just trying to ask if I was having a shopping induced orgasm.

One more post....

Ryu wanted a picture with Ell and I and I liked the way it came out. Then Ell and I wanted a version of it with just the two of us too.

Riddle me this.

Sometimes when I'm bored I look at the profiles of people on my friends list. Just seeing what they've updated and reading what they have to say, that kind of stuff. This guy had a riddle in his picks and was offering 20k to anyone that solved it. I thought it looked familiar so I sent him a message saying I thought I had seen it before on Reddit or somewhere, and if it was the same one I thought _____ was the answer. So he messages me this morning.


Him: You are a idiot.. no one answered my riddle on reddit or any other website.
Me: Hey, no need for insult if I was wrong. I just said it looked familiar so I'd give it a go. No wonder you're lonely if you're so quick to insult. [ * one of his picks had been all about how he was lonely *]
Him: Harlot, there was no reason for you to even "reply".... Anything you say to me is moot. As is vice verse... leave me alone.
Him: Also, I have reason.. it just does not fit with your perspective...
Me: Lol, ok, I guess this means you don't want to stay on my friends list in case you get lonely enough for an escort? Since that's what you had said to me when we meet at Rock-a-baby after all.
Him: I am not the only person who used this account, nor do I care. Piss off.

Him: Also, saved you the trouble. Deleted you in advanced.. I never spoke to you, and never cared to. What you and John talked about, is no concern to me.
Me: Alrighty, thank you ever so much. Try not to fall off your high horse and have a nice day.
Him: Piss off.

What a pleasant fellow. He's sure to have lots of friends and people that cherish their time with him.

"i can crash ur avatar right here, right now"

I was wandering a bit today and just clicking on random landmarks I have saved when I ended up in Dark Alley. I don't go there too often but I wanted to join the group to see if I could change my tags, since you're supposedly able to and I never could when I was in it before. [[ Still can't, no matter what anyone says ]]

As soon as I landed I got an IM from some Russian guy all dressed up like he stepped out of Call of Duty or some such.


[14:57] CODude: helloo))
[14:57] CODude: how are u ?)
[14:57] Slut Fallen: ok, yourself?
[14:57] CODude: fine, tnx
[14:58] CODude: Slut
[14:58] CODude: Maybe, we can go down in some interested place, example... bed ?)
[14:59] CODude: ?)

Along with IMing me, I noticed he was also talking in local to some noob dude with his noobie red cock out. There was also some girl who looked suppper outdated, but she would have been hot a few years ago.


[14:57] CODude: i can crash ur avatar right here, right now
[14:57] CODude: and that *she is mine* - u put in ur ass
[14:58] NoobDude: she is still mine i ordered her to get up and we can both leave without you

Apparently they were fighting over used-to-be-hot girl and who would get to fuck her on one of the display beds set up in a shop in the vendor area, right next to the landing spot of Dark Alley.

Classy. As. Fuck. And that's coming from a girl named Slut.

Anyways, after CODude asked me about a bed, NoobDude TP'd away and I expected the girl to go shortly after since she was "his". Apparently she didn't feel like leaving though since she hopped right back onto the display bed, and CODude hopped right up onto her. I laughed for a second, told him it looked like he was already busy, and left.

Some people, I swear.

EDIT: Out of curiosity, I went back after I typed out this post and yup, they're still goin' at it.