*head desk*

I was helping this guy decorate his giant sim sized manor, for FREE I might add, just because I like decorating. I was using items already in my inventory since he didn't give me any shopping money and I wasn't about to spend my money buying stuff for his house.

He's always kind of bugged me, especially when he tries to order me around like he knows me. But after I decorated 3 or so rooms for him, he just stopped talking to me at all. Which I didn't mind too much. I'd briefly considered going back to his manor and picking up my items, but I figured I'd leave them be since they were pretty much all C/M items.

Then tonight he decides he's ready to [ kind of? ] talk to me again. It's been at least a month, maybe more, since the last time I went to his manor.


[03:16] Decorating Impaired: what are you up to ?
[03:17] Slut Fallen: Checking out the new round of fameshed
[03:17] Decorating Impaired: huh ?
[03:17] Slut Fallen: a shopping thing
[03:17] Decorating Impaired: i need to finish decorating
[03:17] Slut Fallen: you still haven't finished?
[03:18] Decorating Impaired: you said you woudl help
[03:18] Decorating Impaired: I don't do it on my own
[03:18] Decorating Impaired:I get females tod o it
[03:18] Slut Fallen: I did! I worked on three or four rooms.
[03:18] Decorating Impaired: My place would looka  mesh
[03:18] Decorating Impaired: if I tried
[03:18] Decorating Impaired: lol
[03:19] Slut Fallen: I did several rooms. Then you just sorta stopped talking to me so I figured you were done decorating.
[03:21] Decorating Impaired: come here *He TPed into FaMeshed, landing right in front of me*
[03:21] Slut Fallen: where?
[03:21] Decorating Impaired: right next to you
[03:21] Slut Fallen: Im like, almnost right behind you.
[03:24] Decorating Impaired:c omming ? * I have no idea where he was. I was lagging bad so just camming around *
[03:27] Slut Fallen: Where?

And then I TPed home.

It's been about 20 minutes since then and he still hasn't told me where he had wanted me to go. Or maybe he was just trying to ask if I was having a shopping induced orgasm.

Hands off my snake coils if you ain't got no $L.

This morning's strange free sex request took place at Escort Oasis.

NagaLover: you're a naga, the top half of you is human, however you can unhinge your jaw to swallow another human whole, from the waste down you're snake with thirty foot coils. What do you do if I walk up to you and touch your long thick coils?
Slut Fallen: I'd say I'm here to work at the moment and I don't do RPs while I'm working for free.
NagaLover: Well what would you do with me if you were a naga and I paid?
Slut Fallen: Sorry, don't accept hypothetical RP payment either. You'd likely have better luck with this on a beast/fantasy sex RP sim.

I will make you feel amazing tonight…I need you now

Apparently this guy thought The Dark Style Fair was a good place to find a quick fuck.


[03:55] Not here to shop: hey
[03:55] Slut Fallen: hello!
[03:55] NHTS: how are you today?
[03:55] NHTS: so beauty in rl..
[03:55] Slut Fallen: Im doing good, you?
[03:55] NHTS: saw your profile phto
[03:56] Slut Fallen: thanks!
[03:56] NHTS: so beauty
[03:56] NHTS: wahts the time in rl?
[03:57] NHTS: i live in seoul, korea
[03:57] Slut Fallen: its 4am for me
[03:57] NHTS: alone in rl?
[03:57] Slut Fallen: no
[03:57] NHTS: friends?
[03:57] Slut Fallen: no. I live with my boyfriend.
[03:58] NHTS: oh ok
[03:58] NHTS: same room?
[03:58] Slut Fallen: yeah. He's asleep in the bed. Its right next to the desk where I am.
[03:58] NHTS: oh really
[03:58] Slut Fallen: yup.
[03:59] NHTS: I will make you feel amazing tonight…I need you now
[03:59] Slut Fallen: I'm an escort, so I don't do that for free. You can have my card with my prices though if you'd like.
[03:59] NHTS: oh sorry
[04:00] Slut Fallen: its ok
[04:01] NHTS: sorry
[04:01] Slut Fallen: its fine
[04:04] Slut Fallen: did you come here to hit on girls? lol
[04:04] NHTS: yes
[04:05] Slut Fallen: most girls that come here are probably just here to shop, not go home with a guy
[04:05] NHTS: oh thanks

He stuck around for maybe another 15/20 mins and mostly hung out at the landing point the entire time.

I thought this was relatively self explanatory.