Edited to pass the time.

Standing around Escort Oasis with all of one IM in the last 2 hours. Sigh.

Summer time is always slow. And my two best regs are missing in action, sort of. One of them spends a lot on me for a month and the disappears for about 3. Lather, rinse, repeat. Has been going on for a few years now. The other one and I haven't been on at the same time. Generally when I log on he's just started with a different [cheaper] girl, or finished with her. And I refuse to lower my rates for him because what he likes doing is a huge pain in my ass.

I don't even have shopping funds this week. Or last week. What little I've earned has gone all towards paying tier for my home, my lounge, and my adboards. When it rains, it pours. But when it stops, well. And so many shopping events going on right now that I can't even THINK about going to. I've been avoiding looking at Flickr and my SL Facebook just because I know I'm gonna see so many things I want but can't currently afford. lol.

Ah well. Summer is almost over and it generally picks up in the Fall/Winter.

ANYWAYS. Point of this was I was working on editing this pic while standing around EO, just because freelancing gets awfully boring sometimes. And I'm quite please with how it turned out.

I can't even pretend to understand myself sometimes.

[01:19] Slut FallenSlut Fallen humps your face.
[01:20] Ell Amaterasu: O_O gad dammn
[01:20] Slut FallenSlut Fallen implants her eggs in your nose.
[01:20] Ell Amaterasu: ROFL EWW
[01:20] Ell Amaterasu: I don't wantcha damn lady eggs in mah nose
[01:21] Slut FallenSlut Fallen duct tapes your nostrils shut.
[01:21] Slut Fallen: O.O
[01:22] Slut Fallen: Carry..... our children Ell.
[01:22] Slut FallenSlut Fallen dies.
[01:22] Ell Amaterasu: ROFLMFAO
[01:22] Ell Amaterasu: IN WHAT MY BRAIN?
[01:22] Slut FallenSlut Fallen comes back from the dead to gasp a raspy, "...yessssszz....", then dies again.
[01:23] Ell Amaterasu: Gurl when you went to dairy queen and they asked you if you wanted extra salt. You didn't say yes then give a wink did ja?
[01:24] Slut Fallen: I had burger king.
[01:24] Ell Amaterasu: LOL DID BURGER KING GIVE YOU SPECIAL SALT?
[01:24] Slut Fallen: I dunno what kinda icing was on the cinnabon dessert though

What the hell am I doing?

I just had to share this AWFUL animation with you. lol.

Cropped to protect the guy's name but seriously... this animation. What the hell. He was supposed to be yanking me around by the hair but....wow.

Hey look, a threesome!

I kept getting chased around by region restarts tonight. First my home, then the lounge, then a random skybox I have, then my rental office... so finally I ended up searching for "adult" and TPing to a random location. While standing there I started looking around and being the nosy bitch I am, camming on the people in the area. And this is what I found.

Awwww yis, that is one hot threesome. While I was cropping this pic his two playtoys left, and of course he ended up IMing me. He said my pussy makes him horny.

Eh, not really any of my friends or clients on. I'm bored. I'll play along for a little while.

Oh. That makes sense.

I was wondering how Platinum still had 30k+ traffic even though every time I go in there it's empty. Granted, I don't go there OFTEN, but the times I do there's been 2-5 people in the club. Then I cammed up and oh.... yeah. That makes sense.

Are VooDoo sploders still going to be SL legal after the new gaming TOS kicks in?

I haven't been ignoring anyone, I promise.

SecondLife has been weird for me and I don't know how long it's been going on. I just noticed it the other day when talking to Ell but basically....

Sometimes I don't get IMs. And I don't mean they go to my offlines even when I'm logged on. Offlines go to my e-mail and I haven't gotten any of them there. And they don't show up when I relog. They're just....gone.

So now I'm paranoid that people have been IMing me, I've not seen it or known and then they think I've just been ignoring them. I swear I haven't.

I've been looking for ways to fix it but I haven't found anything yet. I just tried a complete reinstall after I discovered the problem so I don't know if it's fixed now or not.

So basically, I promise I have not been intentionally ignoring anyone.

If you think I've not been getting your IMs please comment here or drop me a Notecard....and I'm super sorry if I've made anyone made or hurt any feelings because of this. D:

Oh, you know...

Just dancing around with Ell.

*head desk*

I was helping this guy decorate his giant sim sized manor, for FREE I might add, just because I like decorating. I was using items already in my inventory since he didn't give me any shopping money and I wasn't about to spend my money buying stuff for his house.

He's always kind of bugged me, especially when he tries to order me around like he knows me. But after I decorated 3 or so rooms for him, he just stopped talking to me at all. Which I didn't mind too much. I'd briefly considered going back to his manor and picking up my items, but I figured I'd leave them be since they were pretty much all C/M items.

Then tonight he decides he's ready to [ kind of? ] talk to me again. It's been at least a month, maybe more, since the last time I went to his manor.


[03:16] Decorating Impaired: what are you up to ?
[03:17] Slut Fallen: Checking out the new round of fameshed
[03:17] Decorating Impaired: huh ?
[03:17] Slut Fallen: a shopping thing
[03:17] Decorating Impaired: i need to finish decorating
[03:17] Slut Fallen: you still haven't finished?
[03:18] Decorating Impaired: you said you woudl help
[03:18] Decorating Impaired: I don't do it on my own
[03:18] Decorating Impaired:I get females tod o it
[03:18] Slut Fallen: I did! I worked on three or four rooms.
[03:18] Decorating Impaired: My place would looka  mesh
[03:18] Decorating Impaired: if I tried
[03:18] Decorating Impaired: lol
[03:19] Slut Fallen: I did several rooms. Then you just sorta stopped talking to me so I figured you were done decorating.
[03:21] Decorating Impaired: come here *He TPed into FaMeshed, landing right in front of me*
[03:21] Slut Fallen: where?
[03:21] Decorating Impaired: right next to you
[03:21] Slut Fallen: Im like, almnost right behind you.
[03:24] Decorating Impaired:c omming ? * I have no idea where he was. I was lagging bad so just camming around *
[03:27] Slut Fallen: Where?

And then I TPed home.

It's been about 20 minutes since then and he still hasn't told me where he had wanted me to go. Or maybe he was just trying to ask if I was having a shopping induced orgasm.

N•7 // Garden Lingerie

It's been a while since I've done a style post and since I can't stop looking at myself tonight I figured this was as good a time as any to correct that.

ALSO, elikatira, which is where this amazeballs hair is from, is having a big sale to celebrate her 9th rezday! Until August 22, 2014 all hair is L$99 for a single color pack and L$550 for the FATPACK! 

:D You seriously can't beat that. Elikatira has been one of my top hair stores since I joined SL.

B O D Y ↓

• Shape // My Own

• Skin // Glam Affair - Rose Skin in Asia

• Hair // elikatira - Marnie  ** NEW **

• Eyes // Insufferable Dastard - Shine (Soft)  in Indigo ** NEW ** 

• Lashes // Mon cheri - Falsies 

• Teeth // DeeTalez 

• Ears // Mandala

• Hands // Slink

• Booty // L.Inc - Cute Azz

• Boobs // Lolas - Tango Delicq

A C C E S S O R I E S ↓

• Necklace // Cute Poison - Tagged Necklace

• Bangles L // Bishes

C LO T H E S ↓

• Lingerie Set // The Whore Mansion - Selena Lingerie in Azure

• Shoes // REIGN - Liberty Wedges HIGH in Teal 

P O S E ↓
• Cream // Implant Poses IV 

No sleep something something.

I've had trouble sleeping sooo I ended up making a new pic for my escorting adboards.