"i can crash ur avatar right here, right now"

I was wandering a bit today and just clicking on random landmarks I have saved when I ended up in Dark Alley. I don't go there too often but I wanted to join the group to see if I could change my tags, since you're supposedly able to and I never could when I was in it before. [[ Still can't, no matter what anyone says ]]

As soon as I landed I got an IM from some Russian guy all dressed up like he stepped out of Call of Duty or some such.


[14:57] CODude: helloo))
[14:57] CODude: how are u ?)
[14:57] Slut Fallen: ok, yourself?
[14:57] CODude: fine, tnx
[14:58] CODude: Slut
[14:58] CODude: Maybe, we can go down in some interested place, example... bed ?)
[14:59] CODude: ?)

Along with IMing me, I noticed he was also talking in local to some noob dude with his noobie red cock out. There was also some girl who looked suppper outdated, but she would have been hot a few years ago.


[14:57] CODude: i can crash ur avatar right here, right now
[14:57] CODude: and that *she is mine* - u put in ur ass
[14:58] NoobDude: she is still mine i ordered her to get up and we can both leave without you

Apparently they were fighting over used-to-be-hot girl and who would get to fuck her on one of the display beds set up in a shop in the vendor area, right next to the landing spot of Dark Alley.

Classy. As. Fuck. And that's coming from a girl named Slut.

Anyways, after CODude asked me about a bed, NoobDude TP'd away and I expected the girl to go shortly after since she was "his". Apparently she didn't feel like leaving though since she hopped right back onto the display bed, and CODude hopped right up onto her. I laughed for a second, told him it looked like he was already busy, and left.

Some people, I swear.

EDIT: Out of curiosity, I went back after I typed out this post and yup, they're still goin' at it.

"Rare" is not a strong enough word.

I was wandering about today renting some adboards on places that advertise freelance escorts, and of course someone had to IM me looking for a freebie.

[15:10] Guy: u only do escort right? or u do it sometimes also cause u r in mood :D
[15:11] Slut Fallen: sometimes just because, but its really, really rare. I like money. A lot.
[15:11] Guy: poofed
[15:11] Guy: lol
[15:11] Slut Fallen: yeah, don't think I'm gonna get hired from there. *laughs*
[15:12] Guy: where r u now?^^
[15:12] Slut Fallen: my home.
[15:12] Guy: ohhh
[15:12] Guy: tp tp!

Needless to say I think that I did NOT tp him to my home. That didn't deter him though.

[15:22] Guy: pretty boring no? lol
[15:22] Slut Fallen: most places are I guess
[15:22] Guy: what if i tp u in a nice place and we have some fun? :D
[15:24] Slut Fallen: lol, I said it was rare I do anything for free.
[15:24] Guy: im aiming on that "rare"!
[15:24] Guy: :P
[15:25] Slut Fallen: lol, just talking to me for a few minutes and then saying, more or less the equivalent of "wanna fuck?" doesn't work. The rare times are when someone genuinely manages to turn me on.

At this point I just got bored and muted him. >.<

I just hate everything today.

Ugh, I log on today and I'm just instantly irritated and annoyed. The club bot has almost NOTHING on it after paying back the other owner what she paid in to join the FemDomme group we made for the club, so I had to pay in 1k out of my pocket. >.<

Now I have to try to earn 1k more than I had planned on for my house tier today. So I'm standing around Redlight and this guy that thinks he's my sugar daddy IMs me wanting to fuck and I just flat out tell him that I don't have time for any freebies today. He paid me 4k ONCE. That doesn't make him my sugar daddy. That pays for tier for one damn week, ok? I cost an awful lot more than that.

Then at Redlight some girl IMs me to warn me about a guy named Kriss. Apparently he's *gasp* VULGAR! NOoooooOooo! A vulgar man? ON AN ESCORT SIM OF ALL PLACES?!? Say it isn't so! Lord. At least that was vaguely entertaining for a minute. But while I'm paying for the club out of my pocket, AND paying for my home I have no money whatsoever to go to the Arcade. Which severely depresses me since that's pretty much one of my top 5 favorite things in SL evar. And this round has so much stuff that I want it's absolutely ridiculous. *sighs*

Oh well. There's still plenty of time to get it all. I probably wouldn't even be able to get on the Sim today if I tried anyways.

*makes herself comfortable at Redlight*

Gossip.

I might be a little slow to put things together sometimes, but that's because I'm frequently putting together little things no one else noticed.

Let's take last night in the club for example.

Cast of characters:
Me - Me. Obviously.
D - Girl that has worked there for a long time.
X - Random trainee girl.
Mk - Guy that comes in there fairly often.
L - Random guy there.

So. I'm writing this out because I JUST figured it out. Not like I was thinking about last night or trying to figure anything. I didn't think there was anything to figure out. But apparently my brain put together pieces I didn't know I had while I slept.

D and X are dancing on stage. I come in and MK says hello and I start dancing. L says hi and all of us are talking on voice a bit. MK says he wishes he had 8 more linden, because then he'd have 69L and makes a joke about how his partner had gone to see him DJ and only tipped him 38L. D laughs and says she sounds like someone she'd get along with. At this point I look at his profile because he comes in there fairly often and I didn't remember him being partnered. It's to some girl, we'll call B.

MK later comes over and sits with me, whereas he'd previously been sitting with D. He proceeds to flirt with me on voice quite a bit. Nothing too bad, just playful flirting and of course I flirt back. L leaves the club to go to bed or something at this point. MK stays sitting with me for a while until some other random guy comes in. He moves back to sit with D, commenting that he was being a chair whore. Few minutes go by and MK IMs me to ask if his flirting was "agressive". I said no, and I had enjoyed it. To which he replies that someone had said to him that he might as well just fuck me on the floor right there in the club. I didn't ask who said it, but of course it struck me as odd. Who would care that he and I were flirting?

At some point he also mentioned D's accent.

When he logs for the night he says good night, and happy Thanksgiving, or for B, happy Thursday. I'd forgotten at that point that B was the name of his partner. I just assumed maybe it was D's real name and he had slipped and used it.

Later he IMs me asking "What did I say about Thursday?" At that point, it hadn't stuck in my mind so I said I had no clue. Now though, once it's all fit itself together in my head without the background of chattering with people and trying to stay awake, it's blatantly obvious to me that B is D's alt and she and MK partnered on that name.

Mild Aggravation.

I was dancing at the club I work at this morning and this guy comes in and tips me. He sits down in a chair at the stage next to me, which was empty, because the chair directly in front of me was taken. When the person sitting there leaves I say to him in local that he can feel free to scoot over and sit closer now if he would like to. Keep in mind he'd already been tipping me and we'd already been talking. He and I joke back and forth a bit and then he moves over and sits with me.

Then I get an IM from the manager that was working there at the moment telling me not to tell people to sit with me.

Uhm. I didn't? He'd been tipping me so I just let him know that he could sit with me if he wanted to. And I see girls do this ALL the time. The owner, managers, everyone tells guys they are welcome to have a seat. It's not like I told him to come sit with me when he was just some random guy standing around. He was someone that was already tipping me and interacting with me and I simply let him know that he could sit with me instead of sitting at the empty stage if he wanted to.

I just replied to her and said "k" instead of trying to argue my point, because fuck it. Whatever. But it just got on my nerves a little bit that I got called out when I don't think I actually did anything wrong. That happens there though. I once got accused of copy/pasting emotes because, and I quote, "no one can type that fast." Bullshit. Just because you can't type 80wpm doesn't mean that no one can.

All in all I really do like the club I work at. But every once in a while something just irks me a bit.

Missing Kovu // Working

I'm not really ready to talk about what happened with Kovu yet. He's still in my partner box, and everything was on good terms. He just needed to leave SL for a while. And I miss him like crazy.

Still trying to work and breed the kitties and just keep myself entertained. Here's what happened at Redlight this evening that kind of gave me a chuckle:



[01:13] Jacques: hey
[01:14] Slut Fallen: hello :)
[01:19] Slut Fallen: can I help you?
[01:19] Jacques Jacques  (auto-response): Got some Lindens for me? pleaaase ! ...
[01:20] Jacques : you cam?
[01:20] Slut Fallen: sometimes, but guessing from your autoresponse message, you probably can't afford me.
[01:21] Jacques : lol

Hey Diddle Diddle

I just LOVED Kovu's display for his moo kitty that he auctioned off at Too Adorable yesterday. Kitty is jumping over a moon, and he  named it Hey Diddle Diddle. xD 

Does that line usually work for you?

[03:28] Naked Man: hi
[03:28] Me: hi
[03:28] Naked Man: how are u bitch
[03:29] Me: Fine. Yourself fucker?

// l a w l //

Yeaaaah. That's.....that's what he wants his penis to be like.

......

Ok then.

Best quote of the night.

Doing some work at Redlight and some guy tells me about how a cam girl scammed him out of 900L.

Him: i now no have other linden.:(
Me: :(
Him: i handjob alone:(